Posted on September 28, 2008 by Patty
Where else can you get $2 whores after $2 dicks?
Fun, fun, fun!!! Had a blast last night at my favorite place His -n-Whores!! Ruben had a birthday and they had spaghetti and cake!!! My other favorite things!!!! Jodie was happy see how cute she looks there!
More great boobies!
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Posted on September 26, 2008 by Patty
I’m so lucky.
Mr. Not-that-fucking-interesting, got his DUI case no info’d in court. Wow, how do these stars get so lucky??? I heard he’s a real panty dropper, I don’t get it???
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Posted on September 10, 2008 by Patty
Sailing into hell on the S.S. Drunkard!
She lives on the edge and in the bottle! You already know about the 48 bottles of Jack Daniels on her rider right??? Well, now she got so wasted they had to carry her out of the hotel wrapped in a blanket!! Party on sister, just don’t die!!! [...]
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Posted on September 6, 2008 by Patty
Love her!!!!!!!!
What’s left of her plays shows all over Europe and guess what one of her major demands are??? Besides an undisclosed list of drugs, 2 cases of Jack Daniels are on top of her concert rider! Sex, drugs and non-stop partying, makes beautiful music but it also cuts ones life short!
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Posted on August 23, 2008 by Patty
Damn, that’s funny!!
Hahahahahah!!! Pete Wentz must have tripped over his ego!! That look is out, so is that phone and your wife is pregnant! That falls not so bad!
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Posted on August 17, 2008 by Patty
Do your thing girl!
She never said she was pretty, smart or supremely talented…she said she wasn’t going to rehab! I do think her voice is fantastic and her style is great, she’s not Myley, Britney, or High School musical thank gawd! Try enjoying originality not per-packaged pop shit!
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Posted on August 2, 2008 by Patty
Her #1 fan, love that shirt.
Listen to this, Twinkle-toes was at a bar in Santa Monica over the weekend and Flo Hen was there. She was gracious and tipsy, but controlled and very friendly posing for pictures and chatting about the up coming election. After a couple of trips to the ladies room probably to [...]
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Posted on August 1, 2008 by Patty
I’m just a dumb redneck girl!
This skank is the country equivalent to Ashley Tisdale, only older. I hate country music, so listening to the comparision to The Black Crowes was nauseating. She’s crap, talent-less trash that offers no real improvement to anything other then to encourage what country music already does, compound mediocrity.
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Posted on July 29, 2008 by Patty
Looks so pretty!!!
Can you believe there’s a Gay Bar in your lifetime this loud and proud??? I love it!! Mary’s is in Atlanta, and besides looking fagulious it somehow beat out all the others and was given the title of Miss America. I hope it doesn’t turn into a chain!
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Posted on July 28, 2008 by Patty
He’s totally cute, but knows it.
Mr. My Shit-Don’t-Stink, decided to go out last night. Drank it up DMX style, then jumped in his car, out he went. Then he over-corrected on a left turn (he was probably on his phone) and ate shit. His passsenger, a blonde nobody, was not hurt or so anyone [...]
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